Cuz every once in a while, we get in a frickle-frackleThere really isn't a way to describe this "blog" other than a bunch of random stuff, mainly witty text posts and a huge case of Studio Ghibli addiction. I guess you could call it personal.
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
What do you do to make you smile?
I like dancing, not well, but it makes me smile. Whether it’s in a ballet class, or in my pajamas in my bedroom.
im really sorry if this are distressing to anyone but ive just had a fight with my dad, the first photo is immediately after he repeatedly punched me in the face and body, the second and third photos are ive managed to lock myself in a room. the second photo shows how he grabbed my jumper and tore it when he dragged me across the floor, the third photo shows the swelling in my nose and face 20 minutes after. my mother has taken all the money ive saved up from my jobs and i cannot afford a taxi to a friends. i need someone in the glasgow area who i trust to come and get me, i know this is so much to ask but i cant stay here any longer, please help me
someone help Laura out
Alright guys there’s 10k of you, someone please help her out!
In infuriating perpetuation of rape culture news, an art gallery in Florida is going to be displaying the stolen nudes of celebrities at an upcoming art show.
Yes, you read that correctly. Photos that have been stolen from female celebrities over the years, including the recent ones, are going to be printed on life size canvases and displayed to the public.
The “artist,” is known as XVALA and it will be displayed at the Cory Allen Contemporary Art.
Throw away your personal opinions of these celebrities for a moment and take notice what a gross violation this is. These people are making money off of the exploitation of unwilling participants. This is fucking disgusting.
I don’t really know what can be done, except to make your voice heard that this abuse will not be tolerated.
Cory Allen Contemporary Art
Phone number: 323.393.3115
I am so enraged and disgusted at this.
So the “artist,” who I presume to be a white dude based on a cursory google search, is allowed to retain his privacy by not releasing his name?
I made a petition to stop this from happening, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MACHOPS MAILBOX IN POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON
bruh do you even lift